From our first-ever Wedding Collection:


When you're married, every night is a constant loop of "What do you want for dinner?" "I don't know, what sounds good to you?" "I don't care. You pick." "I'm fine with whatever." "Well, I can't decide."

So, we created this card as a funny way to say "Congratulations on getting married! Here's what you have to look forward to now!" because this is a way more fun way of saying congratulations :) So if you know someone getting hitched soon, buy them this card to place atop your gift. They'll get a good chuckle, and a warning of what's come.

Want a blank one for yo'self? Click here

Direct Card Delivery:

  • Choose your size (3x3" Poco or 5x5" Macho)

  • Choose handwritten or script (See examples of each in our gallery)

  • Write your message (A form will appear where you can write your exact message. Derogatory messages not accepted.)

  • Where do you want us to deliver your card? (Give us the recipient's name and mailing address so we can get your card to exactly where it's intended) PRIORITY SHIPPING NOT AVAILABLE - this service is good old snail mail.


"WIINER WINNER FOREVER INDECISIVE DINNERS" blind embossed 3x3in folded card on 118# white card stock; rose gold foil detail on the back; paired with a glama envelope and clear liner

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